Kombat-Chuck's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Coffee HOuse Propaganda]

So true.

First let me preface this by saying that I hate foamy more than any creation on newgrounds. The Foamy rants are normally just bitchy whining. But this one is more true and ironic than other rants. I agree with what foamy has to say about the stupid coffee house fad. You arent cool unless you have the most fat-ass cup of trendy coffee in your hand. Eventually they are going to come out with starbucks IV coffe drips for unlimited coffee coolness. I am sure the IV bag will be cool and trendy and made from "100% recycled materials". Fuck you starbucks, go foamy (just this once)

[Magical Trevor]

I love magical weebl

Good Grief! I am sure to have that song stuck in my head for ages, along with "where can se lions? only in kenya...", I am a big fan, I love all your stuff, you need to make a cd!

[Salad Hunter]

I hate fucking salad fingers!

BRAVO! BRAVO! Its about time somebody released something anti-saladfingers! I hate salad fingers about as much as I hate foamy. Seeing saladfingers get ruthlessly shot in the head made my day.

You are so right about the NG sheep, people only love that shit because tom and wade put it on the front page. Just because Tom liked it everyone has to stick their nose up his ass and give it a 5. You need to make a game where you can torture salad fingers. Good job man, keep it up!

[Stickey Random]

Good

I gotta say you probably would have gotten a lower score if not for the music, postal service rocks!

[Backwards Music]

go back to school

grammar and spelling, memorize those words man, they are things you totally dont have.

Zephret responds:

I do, actually. I have no idea what you're reffering to... Did I make a typo in the flash? If I did, I apologise. It's obviously much, much worse than the children dying in Africa from malnutrition. Thanks for the review.

[Safe Indoors, Cork?]

I BOW DOWN TO WINE!

Sweet mother of pearl, that was feckin awesome! You are the man. That was so funny! "I summon my god", "I regret nothing", brilliant! I love the corks. You are hilarious! one of the funniest things I have seen on NG in a while.

robototron responds:

Thanks, man! check out my other cork movies, and I'll be making more, too! Also check out my responses to all the other reviews I got for this movie (which were not as encouraging as yours)!

[Priceless Parody]

stupid

I cant believe you are going to use a stick figure to make the point that clocks should be blammed. This was totally not funny, and I think everyone hates sticks as much or more than they hate clocks.

Blamming sticks, and this submission, priceless.

pac2k4 responds:

Why can't you believe that? Stick people generally don't like clocks, and clocks don't like sticks, so...why wouldn't a stick want to blam clock movies? Hmm...hard concept...

[O Novo WTC]

that was so dumb.

Gotta say, it sucked. Bad, really bad. Probably one of the worst things I have seen on NG in a while

[Knoxs "Terminator 2" 2]

KNOX IS THE KING OF THE PORTAL!

Knox, man, you are a ledgend. I love your stuff, it kicks so much ass! All my 5s belong to you! You actually submit funny, origional stuff, unlike a lot of the fuckos on ng. Good job, keep it up!

[Stabby's Discovery]

Cool skit

Cool dude, I liked the skit a lot, hope to see more. I really like your animation. The only problem is the guys name, "Stabby", at first I thought this flash was a rip off because Weebl has a bunch of shorts called Mr Stabby. I would change the name just to be safe, you know how people like to blow the whistle at newgrounds. go to weebls-stuff.com to see his stabby shorts if you dont believe me. Other than that it was kickass!